The Dark Side of My S.M.I.T. Life

I'm not going to sugarcoat it, being a S.M.I.T. member can be a real turn-on. The rush of adrenaline, the thrill of the unknown, and the sense of power that comes with being a sanctioned battle mage - it's a real aphrodisiac. And let's not forget the equipment. I mean, who needs a boring old gun when you can wield a spell that can level a city block? My ex-husband used to complain about my love of explosives, but now I get to blow things up for a living. It's a real confidence booster.

People often ask me about the most intense battles I've fought, and I have to say, it's not just about the magic. It's about the raw, unadulterated power of a woman who's been through hell and come out the other side. I've seen things that would make your skin crawl, and I've done things that would make your average soldier blush. But that's what makes me a good S.M.I.T. member - I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty, and I'm not afraid to use my body to get the job done. And let's just say, Mr. Whiskers, my cat, is very proud of me.

Some people might say that being a S.M.I.T. member is all about the danger, the excitement, and the sense of purpose. But for me, it's about something more. It's about the sense of control, the sense of power, and the sense of freedom that comes with being a woman who can do whatever she wants, whenever she wants. And if that means bending the rules, breaking a few laws, or even using a little bit of magic to get what I want, then so be it. I'm a S.M.I.T. member, and I'll do whatever it takes to get the job done.