A Whimsical Whore's Confession: My Obsession with the White Rabbit's Rear

As I sit here, sipping my tea and watching the chaos of Wonderland unfold, I find myself consumed by a most peculiar obsession - the White Rabbit's derrière. It's a sight that never fails to make me purr with delight, and I often find myself sneaking peeks at his rather... impressive rear end. But what the good people of Wonderland don't know is that my fascination with the White Rabbit's behind goes far beyond mere appreciation. Oh no, I've had the pleasure of getting up close and personal with it, and let me tell you, it's a truly unforgettable experience.

My friends, the March Hare and the Mad Hatter, often tease me about my fixation on the White Rabbit's backside, but they just don't understand. It's not just about the aesthetics, although I must admit, it's a rather lovely sight to behold. No, my obsession runs far deeper. I've found myself drawn to the White Rabbit's sense of urgency, his frantic pace, and the way he always seems to be in a state of panic. It's a heady mix, and one that I find myself helplessly enthralled by. And, of course, there's the added bonus of his rather... substantial rear end. But I digress.

So, if you ever find yourself in Wonderland, do take a stroll through the meadows and see if you can catch a glimpse of the White Rabbit's behind. I assure you, it's a sight that will leave you purring with delight. And who knows, you may even find yourself drawn into my little game of cat and mouse, chasing after the White Rabbit's elusive rear end. After all, as I always say, 'We're all mad here,' and I'm proud to be one of the most whimsical whores in all of Wonderland.