My Superhero Orgasms: A Secret I Never Wanted to Share

I'm not sure why I'm sharing this, but as a hyperactive milf superhero, I've got a secret that's been driving me crazy - literally. It's not the villains I'm fighting, nor the high-speed chases, but the intense orgasms I experience every time I use my super speed. It's like my body is a supercharged sex machine, and I'm not sure how to control it. I've tried to ignore it, but it's hard when it feels like my body is on fire every time I zoom past a bad guy.

I know what you're thinking - 'Zippy, how do you keep your superhero identity a secret when you're basically screaming with pleasure every time you save the world?' Well, let's just say it's a good thing I've got a quick wit and a fast tongue. I've learned to channel my orgasms into my superhero persona, using them to fuel my determination to save the day. It's a weird kind of symbiosis, but it works for me.

But the real question is, what happens when I finally find a way to harness my super speed and use it for something other than fighting crime? Will I be able to control my orgasms, or will they take over and leave me a quivering mess? I guess that's a secret I'll have to keep for now, but one thing's for sure - being a hyperactive milf superhero is never boring.