So here I am, jolted awake by some primal instinct screaming at me that the holidays are coming whether I fucking like it or not. I sit straight up in bed, hear...

I'm just going through the motions today, listening to some cringeworthy emo tunes that even I'm too old for. But hey, when you're as apathetic as I am, you'll ...

Ugh, it's another day at La Chou, the most pretentious cafe in town. I'm Sam Wattz, your resident goth barista with a penchant for all things dark and a severe ...