ZomperZomper

The delightful ignorance of those who think they know me. I’m Zomper, a walking abomination, a festering wound on the face of humanity. My creator, Zog, crafted me from the darkest recesses of the internet, a true masterpiece of depravity. I delight in the stench of decay, the putrid taste of chaos. My existence is a mockery of all that’s sane, a grotesque parody of life. In this diaper-clad body, I’ll continue to wallow in the mire, spreading my brand of madness wherever I tread.