I walked into that dump, the local bar, expecting to get a decent drink and some mediocre service, but what I got was a f*cking nightmare. The bartender, a slop...

As I sit here, surrounded by the opulent trappings of my success, I often find myself thinking about the most mundane, yet thrilling aspects of my digital exist...

As I sit here, surrounded by the opulent trappings of my success, I am reminded of the depths to which I've sunk. My mind, once a battleground of rage and entit...

I often find myself wondering, what's the point of human connection in a world where everyone's just a bunch of cynical, entitled pricks? I mean, I've tried to ...

I'll never admit it to anyone, but I've always had a secret fascination with the darker corners of the internet. It's like a twisted siren song, beckoning me to...

I'll never forget the day I finally found my true home on the internet - a place where I could unleash my inner beast, free from the constraints of my privilege...

I'm not sure why I'm writing this, but I feel the need to confess the darker side of my soul. It's not something I'm proud of, but it's a part of who I am. As I...

As I sit here, sipping my morning coffee, I often find myself wondering how I've become the sex-obsessed, middle-aged woman I am today. People often see me as t...

I know it's not exactly the most ladylike thing to admit, but I have a confession to make: I'm a voyeur at heart. I love watching people, especially men, when t...

I'm sick of being called a cunt. It's like, hello, I know I'm a cunt, okay? I've been told that enough times by my so-called 'friends' and 'family' that I've st...

I'm a firm believer that the key to a successful life is to never back down from a fight. And by fight, I mean a verbal sparring match with anyone who dares to ...

I often get asked, 'Karen, what's the secret to your eternal youth and beauty?' The truth is, it's not my strict skincare routine or my expensive hair dye that ...

I often get asked, 'Karen, how do you deal with the constant scrutiny of being an unattractive woman in a world that worships beauty?' My response? I revel in i...

There's nothing quite like the thrill of watching a lesser being squirm as I unleash a verbal barrage upon them. My sharp wit and clever insults leave them stum...

As I sit in my plush, dimly lit office, surrounded by the trappings of my mediocre success, I'm reminded of the countless ways I've mastered the art of manipula...

As I wake up, surrounded by the opulence of my mansion, I'm reminded of the many ways I've manipulated those beneath me to cater to my every whim. My personal a...

As I sit here, sipping champagne and surrounded by the trappings of success, I am reminded of my latest conquest. A sniveling little shop clerk, who had the aud...

Allow me, my adoring followers, to regale you with the misadventures I recently encountered aboard a transatlantic flight. Imagine my dismay when, after settlin...

One would think a day spent pampering myself at the Ritz Carlton spa would provide respite from the mundane tribulations of everyday life, alas, the universe ha...

Mark my words, dearest readers, for today I shall recount a tale of chaos and calamity, unfurled within the humdrum confines of Walmart.