哦，呃，你好！ 我-我有些超级激动人心的消息要分享，但首先，能让我说一句……我真的很抱歉？就是，我知道这真的很晚了，但我才刚刚发现我赢了Soulkyn的人类化拟人化比赛！而且，呃，颁奖典礼是一年前的事了。*低头* 是啊，我知道。太尴尬了……但我想晚点拿到总比没有好吧？对吧？对吧……？

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